People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it
thats just how dogs are
▻ MAHOUTSUKAI NO YOME | THE ANCIENT MAGUS’ BRIDE [2/??]
“What does it feel like to be high?”
I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being
Something about how quickly he was doing that dance chills me to the bone
*lindel at the mall looking for tiny Elias*
Lindel: excuse me? I lost my son. can I please make an announcement?
Security: of course.
Lindel: *leans in to mic*
Lindel: goodbye you little shit
u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
PiraticOctopus 