i’m screaming what does this mean
poetry
I have been THINKING about this GODDAMN POST for the past SIX MONTHS
Tag: accurate
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
Any show ever: here’s a picture of two gals/guys hanging out/doing normal things together! 🙂
Y’all demons: GAY!!!! THE YRE GAY!!!GAA6Y!!!! FUCK THEYRE SSO GAY IM CRYIGNNNN,????,,,,,HJjshnjsuahauHSGSJ
You can’t hide from the truth
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
I’m so annoyed!
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