me creating an OC five years ago: i have to make this character as different from myself as i can, or they’ll be self-insert mary sue trash. they have to be my complete polar opposite. i will have no idea how to characterize them, but they must not share any traits with me whatsoever
me creating an OC now: and YOU get my social anxiety, and YOU get my fear of intimacy, and YOU get my inability to admit when i’ve made a mistake, and YOU are basically just me in a hat,
Reasons not to play video games: You’ll get very attached to the characters and the story and then you’ll feel empty and hollow inside when you finish the game and then play it again and again until your soul is gone
Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it.
Person A kicking Person B in the shins to make them drop the thing.
Person A launching themselves off furniture to get the thing from Person B.
Person A waiting until Person B is asleep, then standing on the bed and pouring a cup of cold water on them from a great height while yelling “WHO’S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER”