I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

ショートコント…ドライヤー（笑）

これ完全に自分に酔ってんな（笑）

gentlemanbones:

Dinosaurs are weird.

the chicken is having none of this nonsense

bird: [screaming loudly into cup]

becausebirds:

2 birds, 1 almond.

#the sheer look of betrayal

What’s the difference between something being a bird and a birb?

e-lodicolo:

best answer

thebestoftumbling:

cockatoo peekaboo

He is saying PIKA

I’m crying