Tag: college

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actualhansolo:

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

There’s this one dude in my Herpetology class who’s that one person who tries way too hard to make themselves look smart and won’t fricking shut up and always has some comment on everything and keeps talking to the professor about how much he knows when really he’s just making it apparent he doesn’t know as much as he thinks.

Like holy frick dude you’re a forestry major quit acting like you know everything about these animals because you DON’T

I’m trying to write an introduction for this paper I’m doing about how well people can interpret dog “body language”. 

All I need is an overview of humans and dogs and then to tie that in to their communication. 

Except I find the history of dogs and humans particularly fascinating because of how unique their domestication was and how the two species shaped each other through their relationship (I find it so cool that I incorporated a lot of dog-human history into a Mythology paper where I analyzed Cerberus last semester).

I have such a hard time not just rambling or going off onto what should be its own subject when I’m trying to write a paper. And that makes organization a trick too because of how much of what I’m saying ties into other points. Like, the dominance model is really important in regards to how it’s influenced our understanding of dogs in recent history, but that would be a paper on its own with all of the discussion of how wrong it is. Likewise I could write an entire separate paper on how the role of dogs in society has shifted and expanded since early in their domestication and how that also had a big impact on our relationship with them.

TLDR; The relationship between dogs and humans is fascinating and I’m really bad at keeping exciting things brief and organized.

I have my final lab practical tomorrow afternoon for comparative vertebrate zoology and it’s 85 questions on almost entirely the cat and I studied yesterday but not at all today and I have fright.

Like half of it is gonna be blood vessels and they’re fricking hard because by the time you’re in mammals they’re so variable from one individual to another. Like its literally “Well your cat may or may not have this vein. Or it might have two.”

I’m still conflicted about whether to focus on Biology for grad school or if I should actually lean more towards Psychology with it because I’m smack in the middle with my interests and it’s difficult to find a school where either one exclusively covers what I want to learn.

I’m so stressed out about choosing a grad school like I’m running out of time to apply for next fall (most deadlines are in December) and I’m still not finding quite what I want and I don’t want to go away by myself.

I couldn’t even handle being alone for a week this semester like how the hell am I supposed to last the entirety of grad school off by myself with no one I know?