Justin: Stop. Stop. This needs to be addressed. My first thought was the tunnel of love, right? Okay, but stop for a second and think.
Griffin: Oh my god – holy shit Justin! You’re right!
Justin: Seriously though. Media has perpetrated a lot of lies on us growing up as kids, especially like, old cartoons. I’ve never, in my entire adult life – I’ve traveled all across this great land of ours, I’ve never, ever, ever seen a tunnel of love. I’ve seen a fake Mario Brothers castle that kids could run around in and fall and die. Like, I’ve seen a spaceship that spins around so fast that you stick to the walls. I’ve never seen a tunnel of love in my entire life.
Griffin: Because essentially what a tunnel of love is, is a timed hand-job challenge. Are you tough enough?
Justin: Can you jack it?
Griffin: You have 118 seconds, go! Uh-oh, look up ahead. Do you hear the clown music? You better hurry! You better hurry and finish to the clown music!
whats that one fucking tippi line? something like “goodbye dimentio. we’ll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure.” literally the most powerful fucking. hot damn she fuckin killed it
This honestly has to be one of my favorite moments in the game. Not only is the dialogue saddening, yet heartwarming at the same time, but the music that plays during the scene (“She Was Like a Sunflower”), just tops it all off, and makes it perfect in my book.
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