My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
friendly ass reminder that kit kats are the supreme candy bar and no other candy bar can ever compare and that’s tea
Yo have you ever had japanese kitkats tho? they come is like six million bomb-ass flavors, like green tea, strawberry, BBQ, Pumpkin, Taro… I had the Caramel Pudding ones once and I’ve never really recovered.
fun fact kit kats are very popular with students in japan because ‘kit kat’ sounds like a phrase that means ‘to do well’ so it’s a major study for finals snack
Was just talking about this with friends!
“kitto katsu” is basically saying to your friend “Good luck!” so handing them a kit-kat bar is the gift equivalent of the same~
I was inspired by Ann Reardon’s Camera Piñata Sugar Cookies . Instructions and template under the read more!
1) Eyes:
I started by making the eyeball disks. I used red hard candies and white royal icing but you can probably use all sorts of things: fondant discs, very thin cookies, melted gummy bears, M&Ms… Just make sure they aren’t sticky and that they’re bigger than the size you’re planning to make Duskull’s eye holes or else they might get stuck or fall out.
For my version of the eyes, I melted a few red candies in a saucepan and spooned small amounts onto a baking sheet. They weren’t super neat so I put them in a heated oven just long enough to spread out; keep a close eye on them or they might burn! I used a metal spatula to flatten out the smaller ones a bit as they were cooling.
Then, I used a small bit of royal icing to make the eyeball with a toothpick. Once the royal icing was completely dry, I covered the back with white royal icing as well, because the transparent candies weren’t super visible against dark backgrounds.
2) For the cookies, you’ll need chocolate sugar cookie dough and plain sugar cookie dough. I used this recipe for the chocolate sugar cookie parts and this one for the plain ones. You can use any recipe as long as they keep their shape as they bake. You’ll need a lot more chocolate dough than plain dough, about 3 times as much.
3) Once your doughs are made, roll them out quite thinly, around 1/8 inch. I think I made mine a bit thick, especially the top two layers, which made the eyes less visible than I would’ve liked! Just make sure the middle layer is thick enough so the eyes you made can move once all layers are stuck together.
4) Once you have your doughs rolled out, you’ll need to cut out these pieces for each cookie:
– 1 skull out of plain cookie dough
– 1 back piece from the chocolate dough
– 1 middle piece from the chocolate dough without the tail and with a space cut out in the middle for the eye
I made a template that you can use. The grey parts should be cut out and the dotted lines on the left column are just to show where the skull will be, don’t cut them out! Whether you print these or draw your own, cut out a set from and “trace” them with a knife on the dough.
5) When you take the cookies out of the oven, they’ll still be soft. Use this opportunity to fix the shapes as best you can with a utensil if they need any adjustments.
6) Once the cookies are cooled, use royal icing or melted chocolate to glue the two chocolate layers together. Don’t use use too much or else they might leak into the “eye space”.
6) Place one eye into the hole, and see if it can roll around enough. If the space isn’t big enough, you can use a knife to carefully scrape along the edges. Make sure not to leave any crumbs in there.
7) Use chocolate or royal icing once again to glue the skull on top of the middle layer. Let the royal icing/chocolate set and you’re all done!
This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
Always good to remind folks – if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening 😦