In the past:
People: my dog is a pitbull/pitbull mix!
Me: could be, but you know most bully breeds people have arent actually pitbulls
Me now, without even knowing what their dog looks like: no it aint
Tag: FOR REAL THOUGH
“Straight people are boring”
Being gay makes you gay, not interesting.
Being bisexual makes you bisexual, not interesting.
Being pansexual makes you pansexual, not interesting.
Being asexual makes you asexual, not interesting.
Your sexual orientation doesn’t determine how entertaining, interesting, or engaging you are. If you think only thing about you that makes you interesting is your sexual orientation then you need to pick up a hobby or something.
where is the fucking warning that says “this is irreversible”
something in my room: *falls*
me: If that was a spirit, you need to chill. If that was gravity, you also need to chill.
If you don’t know how catastrophic hurricane Patricia is, this is a comparison picture between hurricane Katrina (left) and hurricane Patricia (right) that is hitting Mexico right now, please keep the Mexican people in your good thoughts
why are people so surprised when celebrities say problematic things? how many problematic things do you say in a single week? please stop pretending celebrities are flawless celestial deities. it is a form of dehumanization.
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