Tag: ghosts

gettzi:

scarilysweet:

goddammitstacey:

I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored

and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored

I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.

Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.

I drew these a few months ago and never posted them.

These two are my favorite pair for double battles. Cantatio has a Bold nature, and knows Thunder Wave, Hex, Pain Split, and Dazzling Gleam. Since he’s got special moves covered, Froslass is more physical. Her name’s Rize and she knows Hail, Attract, Ice Fang, and Crunch.

oliveguy:

malekbrosinc:

genderdragon:

thepaperplaneofexistence:

do you ever think that maybe when you pull out your cell phone ghosts from other eras get real interested and just stare at you as you text people, or watch you use your laptop

or sighs wistfully as you shower like ‘frick I wish we’d had THOSE dang’

gets jealous as you make your coffee, awkwardly tries to figure out your video games when you’ve left the house

turns on your sink and just watches the taps run and drives your water bill through the freakin roof

idk man ghosts

This explains why people living in houses talk about lights flickering/taps turning on and off/etc. curious ghosts

“Jeremiah! Look at this!” [flips light on and off] “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Did you hear that?!”

If you’re a ghost, hit me up and I’ll teach you how to play Mario Kart