Deku Tree: you need the sword to go on your big adventure
Link: oh. Okay. Are you going to teach me swordplay? Considering I’ve never touched a sword in my life?
Deku Tree: no.
Link: …okay, well-
Deku Tree: now kill the big spider
Link: what
Deku Tree: I need you to kill the spider with your sword
Link: the sword.
Deku Tree: yes
Link: the sword I just picked up like five minutes ago. The one I don’t know how to use.
Deku Tree: the big spider kill it
Deku Tree: pretty please