this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning
Vulgar is a conlang (constructed/fictional language) generator created to help literally generate a language for you. No, really. No tricks, and it’s super simple to use. It’s my favourite tool right now for writing fantasy, even as someone who loves creating his own languages, it’s an amazing starting point.
Want a random conlang, straight away, with no prep or fuss? Just visit http://vulgarlang.com/index.html and click “Generate New Conlang”… and that’s it. Scroll down and through your brand new, generated, completely original conlang.
If you’re a little more advanced in terms of conlanging and want to specify IP phonemes to be used, you can add them too, but even with no knowledge of linguistics you can create a language at the click of your fingers.
This version of Vulgar is completely free, sure…. but! the guy who created it has not only made an amazing thing (which I repeat, is absolutely free at it’s most basic point), but is also planning on updating it more and more!
Under the “Buy” tab on the Vulgar website, he links to his email, where you can offer to pay for the full version of Vulgar, which is a total steal right now at a sale price of only nineteen dollars. Considering professional conlangers and linguists could charge you, like, a metric fuck ton of money for the same data you’re getting here for just nineteen, that’s a major steal.
Not to mention, buying the alpha build now gives you free access to all of it’s updated versions, which I can guarantee are just going to get better and better! I’ve already bought it and I adore it, and this is a tool the likes of which we in the conlang community have never seen in such an awesome way.
Please consider helping Vulgar out, because the creator is a damn genius
Guys. Listen. This is 100% market research. Who has money? FURRIES. Who needs to stay hydrated in their costumes? FURRIES. Who avoids sports drinks due to their subliminal connection to mean jocks? FURRIES. Who has made it worthwhile for an international beverage brand to continue this marketing campaign for over FIVE YEARS?
NOBODY CAN STOP ME. iCAN SHITPOST NOW. IT’S BEEN A MONTH
Claus’s revenge tantrum is kind of incredible though for a couple of reasons:
Unless they were beating stuff up on the way back from Alec’s house, he’s the same level he was during the Mole Cricket fight which is like level 1
He managed to get his tiny Lv1 ass all the way to the frickin’ Drago Plateau, taking the long way, without running into any Mighty Bitey Snakes or Agitated Boars or Crag Lizards or the like (or he’s just really good at running away from battles). Which is impressive.
He managed to get his tiny Lv1 ass all the way to the frickin’ Drago Plateau after stopping by Aeolia’s house and not once that whole way there did he stop and think “you know this is a really fricking stupid plan, I should probably go back”. Which is also impressive, but not in a good way.
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