around a year ago someone asked me to draw danny devito as a kitty, spawning this terrible terrible image
time passes. a lot of time passes. then two months ago i get an email from a group of people called FPOAFM doing a pottery installation event, and theyre going around gathering artwork from artists to put onto cups and dishes to sell for an event, in exchange for a few pieces with the artists work on them
and i said SURE you can use some of my stuff … . but in exchange.… i want something with kitty devito on it. i dont care if you put it on anything else, but one item that i get in return has to have this cat man abomination
i give them my address and a few images and months pass. i forget about it. THEN literally two days ago i get this big package on my doorstep, and INSIDE OF IT…. is the holy grail
in addition to twoplates is this incredible porcelain cup with the fabled kitty devito on it, proudly grinning his terrible cat grin
the thing that pushes this cup into the Far Reaches of Awful isnt just the image stamped on it. its that it is one hundred percent made from a mold of a styrofoam cup
its finger pressees on the rim, those little lines going around
and all this jargon on the bottom, right under the glaze. the amount of effort that went into reproducing this styofoam cup is incredible and i can stick it in my shelf and drink soup from it at four in the morning with danny devitos smug cat face looking out over everything i do, forever. follow your dreams
i swear iguanamouth is one of the most powerful people on this website
I truly believe that if Jesus came back today he would surround himself with
people of color
women
anyone who falls under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella
people with mental illnesses
people with physical disabilities
the homeless
the poor
the lower classes
I get the feeling he wouldn’t be hanging out with your typical upper class, rich, white, evangelical protestant Christians. But that’s just a hunch
Or he would just hang out with everyone, rich and poor, healthy and ill, etc, because things like that wouldn’t make a difference for him.
Yeah, it’s not like Jesus would tell you to love your neighbor as yourself or anything.
Love to be the bearer of this news to OP: Black churches tend to be very solid in their faith and very evangelical. Also the majority of evangelist are lower class and rural, and the pastor’s arnt exactly rich either (which is why mega churches are an exception, not a norm).
Also seeing as to how Jesus was a man of the working class, a carpenter, who preached love for ones neighbors and God, and was crucified by the privileged people claiming to be victims and using the authority of an oppressive regime to have an innocent man tortured and put to death (wait, this sounds familiar). So while he would be with people who are the actual rejects of society , he wouldn’t ally himself with any social justice bs
He literally did hang out with all kinds of people. He picked a fricking tax collector (who were notoriously rich, not to mention hated by everyone else) as one of his twelve disciples.
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