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the-hydroxian-artblog:

on twitter: “I don’t know why but when playing mario kart I get irrational psychopathic rage when racing against baby characters. when I use items to ruin someone’s day I normally might feel some remorse but I feel NONE for a baby character.

Somehow, my instincts say they DESERVE suffering”

I tried to move a moth off the sidewalk and it immediately flew into the grill of a passing truck

dasha-is-bats:

Me, after doing exactly one thing during the whole day:

Source: dankmemesreasonforliving

Source: bob-belcher

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

@captainvatican

papermariosuggestion:

Video game: Stealth is literally required for this mission.

Me:

bluespock:

when you visit a fandom you aren’t in just to read the discourse

animatedtext:

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

celticpyro:

There are characters I would probably die for but at the
same time I get personally offended when people say “They’re a pure cinnamon
roll who did nothing wrong uwu” like EXCUSE ME, they did a lot of things wrong,
they are a walking dumpster fire, do not deny their crimes.