do you ever just get jealous over something dumb? but like really fucking dumb. and you have no right or reason to be jealous but you just are and you’re dumb and the thing is dumb and everything is so dumb and you’re still jealous bc you can’t help it
Sometimes I’ll have a dream that incites such real-feeling emotions that even once I’m awake it’s like “Damn, I can’t believe my own brain would wrong me like that.”
I don’t think I mentioned that when my friend graduated last winter I got one of those personalized cookie cakes that said “congration you done it”. But I wanted to make sure they understood what I really wanted and that I wasn’t just typing drunk or something so I went in person to place the order. I looked the lady in the eyes as I handed her a printed out image of the original cake to be stapled with my order form and showed her that’s how I wanted it spelled and when I walked in to pick it up several days later she didn’t even need to ask for a name, just handed me the box and laughed. They got the font right and everything, even copied the little swirly things. It was beautiful.
I forgot to mention I had to give an extra signature to prove that we had discussed that yes, I did in fact want the writing misspelled and no it was not a mistake or a malicious sabotage by the employees.
Also I could have made it myself for a quarter of the price, but I WANTED to pay the extra for the experience.
I was looking for something unrelated on my computer but I found a picture of it
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