robotlyra:

keithkoge:

argumate:

latining:

zaku-too:

necromanceher:

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

hey, thanks! now die

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

BEGONE, ΘΩΘ

Maybe the reason why this year’s been so asinine is because this whole time we’ve been inadvertently telling the God of Wisdom to get lost.

theoklahomacitythunder:

krafteasymac:

louisiana priest in 1807: well since this was a roman catholic territory, we always just designated districts based on the nearest church

louisiana lawmaker: very well. for our new state we shall draw county lines based on their proximity to churches

priest: hang on, if it’s strictly based on the churches, wouldn’t it be arbitrary to call it a county?

lawmaker:

jordan this is a grade-a post and i refuse to let it die