You can’t sleep now, there are monsters nearby. You look outside, but see no monsters, only the world you have sculpted to your whims. You have killed all you wish, saved all you wish, imprisoned many and conducted many a sadastic experiment, and you know that the world is only yours. You look down at the bed. Maybe you were the monster all along.
Nah baby its just the mined craft creeper I live witg babey!!!!!!!
so apparently Minecraft did this thing where people submitted their own builds to be made into steel structures that would be used to regrow coral in coral reefs, and one of the ones that got selected is a fishwolf, so now there is an actual physical minecraft wolf mermaid hybrid at the bottom of the ocean saving the coral reefs and i am living
i dont think anyone out there actually hates minecraft. everyones played it or still plays it at random intervals due to an unearthly urge (much like the sims)
people will say they hate it but actually they are just jealous of children who have fun playing minecraft and thats a bad place to be. however minecraft is also, like, a piece of garbage? it requires a huge amount of like… processing power (hi tech insider term) to basically run Lego. it fucking fucks up all the time. the chunks or whatever dont load. its like a game engine built on sticks and palm leaves on a beach and we just settled with it so long because the shame of playing a revamped minecraft clone would be too great
like “hey you playing minecraft?” “no im playing… excavateblocks”
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