I’ve got a game going on Pokemon Pinball Ruby & Sapphire with a score of around 19,500,000,000 points with 8 balls left. My previous highest score was only 13,000,000,000.

This is one of those skills that literally provides me with no benefits in life other than being really good at a GBA pinball game.

The other day I went for the 100 coin star in Rainbow Ride except the last coin I grabbed was on one of the fricking carpets and I panicked and jumped for it but apparently the invisible floors marking the bottom part of the course count as “ground” enough for it to let you claim a star and then die. 

There’s this one dude in my Herpetology class who’s that one person who tries way too hard to make themselves look smart and won’t fricking shut up and always has some comment on everything and keeps talking to the professor about how much he knows when really he’s just making it apparent he doesn’t know as much as he thinks.

Like holy frick dude you’re a forestry major quit acting like you know everything about these animals because you DON’T