Aries: Plankton// “F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium… bombs! N is for no survival!”
Taurus: Mr. Krabs// “I smell the smelly smell of something that smells… smelly.”
Gemini: Spongebob// “Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
Cancer: Mr. Krabs// “I didn’t want to tell you infront of Patrick… but that hat makes you look like a girl.” Spongebob// *googily eyes* “Am I a pretty girl?”
Leo: Patrick// *talking to a fire hydrant* “Are you Squidward?” *long pause* “It’s OK, you can take your time.”
Virgo: Spongebob// “Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!”
Libra: Spongebob// *shoelaces untied* “I’m ready– *falls*-OOF. I’m ready–OOF. I’m ready–OOF.”
Scorpio: Spongebob// “This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.”
Sagittarius: Spongebob// “You don’t need a liscense to drive a sandwich.”
Capricorn: Patrick// “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” *jumps into Spongebob’s mouth*
Aquarius: Spongebob// “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”
Pisces: Spongebob// “We don’t need television. *forms rainbow with hands* Not as long as we have our imagination.”