The holy trinity
Tag: spongebob squarepants
When being bubble buddies goes wrong
this is what a generation of niggas raised on Spongebob looks like
a6:
OMG
❤️
Without even clicking play I hoped it was this.
I was not disappointed!!
I love that anyone around my age knows spongebob well enough that we can all allude to it from time to time and we’re all like haha yeah me hoy minoy hoy
The longer I’ve been in school the more I can relate to the Procrastination episode of SpongeBob
I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school
i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob
yeah, but if he makes $1,326 a paycheck, that’s around $40K a year. That’s certainly more than we all thought he’d make, but I’d challenge you to find anyone who makes as much as Spongebob does and can afford half as much as he does
His house can regrow so he likely does not need to pay for repairs, his limbs regenerate and while he does eat he can also filter feed so there are few food and health care costs. No boat means no gas money and he can walk to work.