birdghost:

tsukiyamashuuuu:

tautomers:

darecrow:

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

yeah, but if he makes $1,326 a paycheck, that’s around $40K a year. That’s certainly more than we all thought he’d make, but I’d challenge you to find anyone who makes as much as Spongebob does and can afford half as much as he does

His house can regrow so he likely does not need to pay for repairs, his limbs regenerate and while he does eat he can also filter feed so there are few food and health care costs. No boat means no gas money and he can walk to work.