Tag: video post

timmy turner was a horrible person

concernedacfan:

brendanohreallyilikeit:

dracunculia:

zennistrad:

maxiesatanofficial:

dude generally meant well and more importantly Was Ten so cut the kid some slack dan

He’s actually sixty years old, though.

No really, in a special it was revealed Cosmo granted Timmy’s wish for everyone to stop aging so he could keep his fairy godparents forever and then wished for Cosmo to forget he granted the first wish, and it was literally fifty years before anyone found out.

FUCKING WHAT

Wait what

In case if yall don’t think its true…..

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that’s lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it’d go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

colorousme:

transgambit:

transgambit:

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 

jayce-space:

speciesofleastconcern:

Kudos to this mom visiting the San Diego Zoo for turning this amazing event into an educational experience and not a source of horror and fear.

This is so cool, and she explained it beautifully to the children. Everything has to eat. For my followers who need fair warning the komodo does catch, kill and eat a squirrel so if that makes you uncomfortable don’t watch.

coherentinsanity:

madsciences:

onewingandabrokenhalo:

madsciences:

kilbaro:

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

Perfect example of “survival of the fittest” NOT meaning being some hyper aggressive, muscular manly asshole. This creature fell upon the complete opposite combination of traits and just rolled with it and evolution was like “well, it’s working, somehow".