A Republican State Representative from Arizona may have set an internet record; going from total obliviousness to full blown furry in under 24 hours. Kelly Townsend, a Representative for Arizona’s 16th District since 2013 became entangled in a twitter debate regarding socialism and public education (Arizona public school teachers have been striking recently), when a twitter user named @andreuswolf called her out for getting “logically destroyed by a furry”.
In what may go down as the defining moment of her political career, Townsend decided to ask
“please educate me as to what a furry is.”.
This request was immediately answered with a deluge of furry pornography, photos of fursuits, links to furry websites, and pictures of dildos, being tweeted to the elected official.
Her lack of understanding was only worsened by a followup tweet, in which she interpreted the response as a threat of some kind.
Dictionary.com attempted to join the fray by providing a real answer.
Eventually, after several hours of non-stop fur-posts, she seemed to understand the fetish world that she had just provoked, and instead of recoiling in terror (as one would expect an elected official to do), she seemed to embrace it (or, got a hip young social media person to take the reins). She asked for her own fursona (after making a shrekpost).
She stipulated that it must be a lioness.
She seemed to be enjoying herself.
Which, here is where the pony-world gets involved (the only reason we would post this on the Horse News site). A horsefan delivered in glorious full-color.
The story doesn’t end there, as shortly after receiving her new furry artwork, it became the profile picture for her election campaign page on Facebook.
Why is it called a Barreleye? Because it has barrels for eyes, of course! Actually, that’s just half the story…
Each eye is divided into two distinct parts. The larger, barrel section faces upward and is great for discerning the silhouettes of tiny, tasty copepods in the gloom above.
Next to those is the diverticular eye. These face downward and capture light using mirrors instead of lenses. This is particularly useful for gathering light, allowing the Spookfish to spot bioluminescent predators lurking below.
It doesn’t matter how flabby their muscles or gelatinous their flesh, no-ones sneaking up on the Brownsnout Spookfish!
“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.
You
may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all
the object data on the largest map possible – “The Wheel Of Life And
Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time
time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go
slower.
When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops
With
this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes
out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it
travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until
it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again
until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.
Kairos – the slow
Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about – 70 minutes to complete.
Wheel of life – 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos – 210 days (303383
minutes).”
Dictionary.com attempted to join the fray by providing a real answer.
Eventually, after several hours of non-stop fur-posts, she seemed to understand the fetish world that she had just provoked, and instead of recoiling in terror (as one would expect an elected official to do), she seemed to embrace it (or, got a hip young social media person to take the reins). She asked for her own fursona (after making a shrekpost).
She stipulated that it must be a lioness.
Which, here is where the pony-world gets involved (the only reason we would post this on the Horse News site). A horsefan delivered in glorious full-color.
The story doesn’t end there, as shortly after receiving her new furry artwork, it became the profile picture for her election campaign page on Facebook.
Not even lying.Even gave credit for the art.
PiraticOctopus 